By Chu:
OKLAHOMA CITY β Oddsmakers in Las Vegas say the Golden State Warriors are the favorites to win the NBA championship next season, but one man says there is another western conference team that looms as a threat to dethrone the dynasty.
“We’ve seen a warm front coming in this week, and you know what comes after that β Thunder!” said Scott Peterson, an animated meteorologist in Oklahoma City.
Peterson made his prediction on the morning telecast for his news station Friday morning. He detailed the high-pressure system heading west-to-east through the region as the reason for his prediction.
“You see the wind blowing this certain way and it’s not that bold of a prediction,” Peterson said. “It’s the summertime in the Midwest; storms are not uncommon and I can tell you with confidence. Thunder is on the way.”
Thunder Head Coach Billy Donovan downplayed the prediction.
“We don’t want to get a head of ourselves,” Donovan said. “We resigned Paul George, which was huge, and we dumped Carmelo Anthony, which greatly improves our roster. We’re really excited about our team, but we’re not in the business of making predictions and proclamations, we’re just going to work hard every day and continue to improve.”
The Thunder are currently 40/1 to win the NBA championship next season, lofty odds for guarantees, but Peterson is sticking to his word.
“I’ve studied weather patterns all my life,” he said. “I’m certain Thunder is on the way. Take that to Vegas.”
In an unrelated report, Fred Carbini, a meteorologist in South Florida, also declared that Heat would be sweeping the region and ultimately the entire country.
**Editorβs note: This article is for satirical purposes only**